thejamesboyle:

i sent my mam a photo message that said “Share a Coke with me” with a picture of my named Coke bottle “James” on it. She replied saying “YOU ARE DISGUSTING WAIT TIL I GET HOME!!!” Confused, i checked the message i sent her and saw that she had failed to receive the picture as she has like a NOKIA 3310 idk and my bastarding fucking iPhone has autocorrected Coke to COCK. “SHARE A COCK WITH ME” please help me end my life, send hate, i can’t go on

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